The Economist reports on Balls and Brains:
[Test Subjects] gave semen samples that were analysed for sperm concentration (ie, number of sperm per cubic centimetre), sperm count (ie, total number of sperm in the ejaculate) and sperm motility.
Ms Arden found 425 cases where samples had been collected and analysed from unvasectomised men who had managed to [...]
You know how retailers focused at women have a nice plush waiting area for the guys to hang out at? Well, why don’t computer and video game retailers have the equivalent waiting area for gals?
Ohhhh… geeks don’t usually have girlfriends. ;-)
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