Time Out for Biff and Buffy

This is about as on-topic as a discussion of trans-fat content in french fries, but it made me laugh out loud. It’s only really funny if you are at least peripherally aware of who Eazy-E is…
I especially like the game of craps with platinum cards. The H2 Golf Carts are a pretty nice touch, too. [...]

Hurry! Liquidate All of Your Real Estate Investments While You Still Have Negative Equity!

I get at least one email per week that more or less asks, “are you worried about the housing market crash?” These are usually subtle, like a link that send me to yet another site telling me how dumb I am to invest in real estate with “have you seen this?” in the subject [...]

How to Crash Your Entire Site In 90 Seconds

I did this on a client’s server late last night. I got it sorted in less than 20 minutes (would’ve been 2 with shell access, but I had to call the hosting provider’s support line), but it was still a pretty frantic time frame.

Construct your site to make extensive use of PHP so that the [...]