Entrepreneurship

All I really need to know in business I learned from dating

By Johnny Fuery ⋅ April 5, 2007 ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

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Your dream girl never is quite what you expected.

You really want to try a few relationships out before you get into a commitment.

If you try too many relationships out for too long, potential partners start to look at you with suspicion.

Even when you’re completely happy with your current relationship, someone you know is having better sex and getting courted by a partner better looking than yours.

A new relationship is wonderful, feels great, and tends to inspire.

Sometimes what seems great on paper lacks real passion.

As a relationship matures, you can get away with doing less and less. You shouldn’t, but you can.

There are a few girls that really are beautiful without any extra incentives. But even with them, dressing up is appreciated.

The first time you get together for a face-to-face, just the two of you, the best play is to underpromise and overdeliver. You also don’t want to be too up front about any burdensome skeletons in your closet.

Sometimes it seems like all a girl requires is a really polished presentation.

Sometimes lots of skill and persistence make up for lack of a polished presentation.

Really attractive girls can be hard to connect with because they receive so many damn resumes.

:-)