Traveling, Alfie-style

Step 1: Don’t check baggage. Phuck the gel, by more when you get there. Use a quart-sized resealable plastic bag with 3oz toothpaste tubes. Don’t buy gel-based deodorant, go for the solid stick. And pack travel-sized cologne.
Step 2: Use Kayak: http://www.kayak.com
Step 3: Have a date lined up wherever you go: http://match.com
Step 4: Always get an [...]