Not much point, but…

By Johnny Fuery ⋅ December 1, 2005 ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

…this article practically made me laugh out loud. Not too good of a plan when you’re reading the “news” on the down-low instead of reformulating quadruple joins on 600 million row Oracle tables.

Hang Up and Drive

The point? I told you there wasn’t much of one, but it’s simple. Hummers are bad. Cell phones in the car are bad. Cell phones in Hummers are really, really bad. Especially if you’re on a motorcycle.

My favorite snippet: “Why [do we ride motorcycles]? Well, some of us are probably just stupid. There’s the thrill factor, of course, and it is fun. It’s also relatively cheap, you can maneuver through heavy traffic and you always look cooler than even the coolest dude in his Euro sports car. Because you are cool, and he’s just a loser who dropped 60 grand on a penis extender.”

Sigh. Makes me want to go bike shopping. Except, maybe, for the titanium shoulder I’d have to buy to go with it.